Rose's Scenario

I don't generally fall for the PR Stunts of the local consulting crowd, but Jason Rose sent me a copy of his predictions for next year and I have to admit that a couple of them are pretty funny. Since this is one of the few Rose Allyn publicity stunts that doesn't involve naked people, I thought I would give them a bit of positive reinforcement.   Here's the full list Download rose_pr_news.doc

Here are a couple of my favorites.

. In a journalistic first, the Arizona
Republic's Dan Nowicki declares to John McCain,"You
complete me."

. Jason Rose will cut his hair above the neckline.
Or God will do it first since the Rogaine may not be
holding the lines as good as it used to.

. Andrew Thomas will shave his mustache and grow a
goatee.

. Unable to find a suitable replacement for Michael
Grant as host of Horizon due to national shortage of
"good hair" candidates, "Eight" producers resort to
using a cardboard cutout. Viewers don't notice the
difference.

. Former Republic reporter Robbie Sherwood
enjoys the Dark Side. Starts dressing as Boba Fett
on Tuesdays and Darth Vader on Thursdays.

Comments

[Ann]

Cute...sort of. As for Scottsdale preservationist "Carla", she does have a last name. It is Woodall, not a bad name for a "tree-hugger" or "cactus-hugger" in her case.